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Saturday, February 21, 2009

Kenapa Telur Dia Lain?


Aku makan dengan kawan aku.
Dah lama tak jumpa dia, jadi luangkan sedikit masa bersama.
Makan di café universiti sahaja.

Ramai orang sekeliling kami.
Memang ramai - lelaki dan perempuan.

Kawan aku pandang ke satu arah.
Aku tegur dia.

Aku : Kau pandang apa? Makan lah…
Dia : Kau perasan tak, telur budak tu lain…
Aku : (toleh belakang, nampak ada kumpulan pelajar lelaki) Telur?
Dia : Ya. Lain betul telur dia.
Aku : (bingung) Bila masa pula dia makan telur? Tom yam adalah.
Dia : Ye lah… kau dengar telur dia cakap.
Aku : Tu bukan telur! Tu telor lah!

Nota :
Perbezaan yang besar antara telur dan telor.
Telur = dihasilkan oleh haiwan.
Telor = gaya percakapan.

Jam

24 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 21, 2009 at 10:52 PM

    haa...

    jom kita tgk telor saper sama imbang.

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  2. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛February 21, 2009 at 10:55 PM

    Pali:

    Telor mana?

    Telor tu percakapan!

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  3. lavidalabelleFebruary 22, 2009 at 12:33 AM

    xD hahahaha, dahling tajuk entri je dah buat kelakar seram. huhuhu

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  4. IxoR@February 22, 2009 at 1:37 AM

    hahahahha...hampir berfikiran BIRU !

    waduh ! :D

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  5. AdamFebruary 22, 2009 at 2:56 AM

    tajuk entri sudah pun membuatkan orang lain berfikiran negatif.. apataha lagi komennya sendiri membuktikannya...

    hahaha!

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  6. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛February 22, 2009 at 7:22 AM

    i.am.belle:

    hahaha..

    tu la pasal...=)

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  7. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛February 22, 2009 at 7:23 AM

    IxoRa:

    Tu lah Kak..

    hehehe~

    segan gua...

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  8. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛February 22, 2009 at 7:23 AM

    Dakjaat™ :

    hahaha..

    ye ke dear?

    LOL!

    ni mesti kumen pali ni...huhu~

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  9. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2009 at 8:21 AM

    lucu jugak...u make me smile

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  10. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2009 at 10:29 AM

    cannot go la post ni...

    asal zara?

    ko ni gian nk tgk telor sgt ker?

    meh aku tunjuk telor aku.

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  11. mrblindFebruary 22, 2009 at 11:38 AM

    telur? nasib la lu dapat kawan macam tu..hahaha

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  12. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛February 22, 2009 at 1:49 PM

    Nadine:

    hahaha..

    glad to know that aunty...

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  13. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛February 22, 2009 at 1:49 PM

    Pali:

    hoit dok!

    apa plak cannot go dengan post nih?

    tak mau aku!

    heww!!

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  14. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛February 22, 2009 at 1:50 PM

    mrblind:

    ntah la bro..

    hak3~

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  15. Yang Benar, Kakak Perkara RawakFebruary 22, 2009 at 2:48 PM

    telur?
    ish..ish..
    nasib baik tak ckp dpn budak laki..
    cakap dgn dorang,ais krim pun jadi,hotdog lagila..kelucahan melampau saat ini.
    kalau aku bertukar menjadi penggemar porno tak boleh disalahkan.penjebak terlalu ramai.ho-ho-ho *ketawa tanpa rasa berdosa*

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  16. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛February 22, 2009 at 3:19 PM

    penjenayah.merah.jambu. :

    hahaha..
    tu la pasal..
    aku jua sudah cuak serta berfikiran songsang..
    hahaha~

    bukan salah kita berdua..
    faktor persekitaran tu..
    hahaha~

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  17. kEyFebruary 22, 2009 at 3:53 PM

    hahha~ funny d0l~

    ReplyDelete
  18. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛February 22, 2009 at 4:09 PM

    kEy:

    hahaha..

    happy kau suka..=)

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  19. elizaFebruary 22, 2009 at 5:04 PM

    issh ingatkan telur apa td...haha

    sikit aku fikir -ve...lalala

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  20. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛February 22, 2009 at 5:15 PM

    eliza :

    hahaha..

    dah agak dah..

    hahaha..=)

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  21. Khin HooiFebruary 23, 2009 at 1:11 AM

    i like this post,, haha, i laugh out literally,

    ReplyDelete
  22. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛February 23, 2009 at 7:04 AM

    Khin Hooi:

    Hahaha~
    I bet you knew the meaning behind that too.
    Gosh!

    hahaha~

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  23. TroisnyxFebruary 23, 2009 at 7:32 PM

    LOL. Telur ! I wouldn't mind his eggs being different.

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  24. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛February 23, 2009 at 8:13 PM

    troisnyx* :

    hahaha~

    It sounds funny right?

    ReplyDelete

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