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Thursday, November 05, 2009

Kalau Penggiat Seni, Acara Yang Aku Patut Hadiri Adalah Majlis Anugerah. Aku Menang Gelaran : Guru Garang!

Sejarah.
Memang sejarah.
Belum sampai dua minggu di sekolah, aku sudah ada gelaran.

Cikgu Zahrah = Cikgu Garang!

Sebab kemenangan :
  • Menangkap pelajar ponteng kelas.
  • Menangkap pelajar meniru ketika peperiksaan.
  • Mengecam sikap pelajar yang biadap selepas ditegur.
...dan aku dapat merasakan, gelaran ini akan aku pegang untuk tempoh yang agak lama. *ketawa*



**Muka comel macam ini pun dikatakan garang [perasan]**



Zara : Mengira detik waktu dengan tekun di sekolah. Alahai, bila mahu berbunyi loceng pulang ni.

Jam

94 comments:

  1. AnonymousNovember 5, 2009 at 1:02 PM

    bagus la..takde la bdk pijak kepala mu dik

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  2. cheryna zamrinorNovember 5, 2009 at 1:06 PM

    jangan tak garang...tp jangan sampai dikenakan budak pulak. skang nieh diorg nieh tak tau makan apa, semuanya kuat betul ada penyakit hati. kuat berdendam!

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  3. lumutNovember 5, 2009 at 1:18 PM

    wah!!tahniah..haha

    kamu comel lah!!

    cikgu garang..??xheran..=p

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  4. ceksumolek'sNovember 5, 2009 at 1:27 PM

    budak2 skrg pun ganas2.. so patut patut pun garang ^_^

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  5. DramaQueenNovember 5, 2009 at 1:48 PM

    itu baru pra garang tu.. aku tau... tu intro ko je tu.. belum tengok garang betul tu.. siap..pasni award "Terhangat di pasaran" milik ko dik..wakaka...

    teruskan garang, demi melahirkan anak didik yg berkualiti..

    erm.. bila ko mengandung.. nak "melahirkan" lak..wakaka..

    lariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikk!!

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  6. farahNovember 5, 2009 at 1:49 PM

    aku tak rasa pon kau garang.

    ekkeke.

    tahniah!

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  7. tikazackNovember 5, 2009 at 1:50 PM

    haha aku pon garang dowk kat skola..
    budak2 x makan saman le wes..
    saket + parah jiwaku..
    uhu~

    buat yg terbaekkk cikgu zara :p

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  8. apan leeNovember 5, 2009 at 1:52 PM

    wahaha.hebat lah.2 minggu baru kot. ;P

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  9. thumbsdownNovember 5, 2009 at 2:06 PM

    gelaran cikgu yang berkomitment more nice laaa =(

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  10. oranglidiNovember 5, 2009 at 2:37 PM

    wah!! ada plak mcm tu. hehe.

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  11. avidNovember 5, 2009 at 2:58 PM

    bravo bravo....cikgu garang selalu dapat hadiah banyak masa hari guru...keh keh....

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  12. avidNovember 5, 2009 at 2:58 PM

    bravo bravo....cikgu garang selalu dapat hadiah banyak masa hari guru...keh keh....

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  13. SamairaNovember 5, 2009 at 3:09 PM

    haaaaaacoooommmm uhuk3 garang ke cik zara yg penoh kasih sayang nih ekeke

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  14. PuanPepelNovember 5, 2009 at 3:21 PM

    cepat tol dpt title.... tahniah2...ekeke


    terserlah ko di dewan jamuan HEP...hehe

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  15. faraNovember 5, 2009 at 3:30 PM

    Nmpk cam anak murid saja. Comel...
    Tahniah ek!

    :)

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  16. AnonymousNovember 5, 2009 at 3:31 PM

    oit cibai, tukar lagu ganas2 sikit.

    aku layan lagu a7x skali bukak blog ko, lagu tu pulak keluar.

    drop my waterface ;p

    jimbit ahh cikgu garang...kalo ko jadi cikgu aku, mau dipijak2 oleh aku...

    hahaha

    pastu aku yg skang ni akan pijak aku yg sekolah dulu balik ;p

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  17. UnknownNovember 5, 2009 at 3:39 PM

    hahaha.. anugerah tu beb~

    nama aku siap ada dalam exam paper BM..

    "Cikgu Safura ini garang juga."


    bukan garang tapi tegas kan?

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  18. NAANovember 5, 2009 at 4:08 PM

    ehe...akak...best of luck...(^_^)V

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  19. Atiqah AdnanNovember 5, 2009 at 4:18 PM

    akak suka cikgu garang hhe kita takut dan hormat.. heee~

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  20. kEyNovember 5, 2009 at 4:41 PM

    aiyok...
    kal0 zara cikgu key,
    sure muke key ni dikecam smpi 20thun p0n zara xkan lupe pelajar yg jht cmni...
    huhuhu~

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  21. AnonymousNovember 5, 2009 at 4:45 PM

    best wooo gelaran tu!

    lepasni buleh lah start carik2 rotan. mne tahu jadi cikgu disiplin. hehe

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  22. akuNovember 5, 2009 at 4:46 PM

    wah!!adakah anda segarang kakak ku..dia juga seorang pendidik seperti mu Zara Si Garang..

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  23. petak daud.November 5, 2009 at 5:13 PM

    Ahaha.Nasib baik akak ta ngajar sekolah saya.:DD

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  24. BeruwangNovember 5, 2009 at 5:53 PM

    lari .....lari cik gu garang datang...

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  25. Blog Anuar Kamaruddin™November 5, 2009 at 5:54 PM

    kus semangat...ku fikirkan plaque tu untuk hadiah kemenangan dilabel cikgu garang....kikikiki... =D

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  26. etNovember 5, 2009 at 5:54 PM

    heee..dolu2 x suke cekgu garang..tp skrg rse patut cekgu mmg kne garang..hek3..

    kak zara garang..warghh~~ hek3..

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  27. zan xrayNovember 5, 2009 at 6:04 PM

    Garang tapi mudah didekati tak pe. Jangan garang tak bertempat.
    Oo yer.. pastikan kenderaan anda tidak diapa2 kan. semua tu kena tanggung sendiri

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  28. Mrs NurulNovember 5, 2009 at 6:05 PM

    aku dapat rasekan yang ko garang wehh huhu takot seh

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  29. wanita mutalibNovember 5, 2009 at 6:28 PM

    owh dek zara walaupun kamoo garang kamoo tetap comel lah ihiks..

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  30. sharamliNovember 5, 2009 at 7:05 PM

    bunyik l0ceng memang sentiasa dinant..
    tp bkn l0ceng mas0k kelas..l0ceng rehat n pulang je..hu3

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  31. rAtu saLju™November 5, 2009 at 7:14 PM

    hahah...ko cumel bila tersenyum..sneyum lagi...=)

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  32. AnonymousNovember 5, 2009 at 7:22 PM

    Hahaha.
    Kelakar tengok kau senyum macam tu.
    Nampak muka kau gemuk.
    Tembam.

    Tengok jari pun tahu kau mesti gemuk ni.
    Tapi apa pun, kau tulis menarik hati.
    Menarik tangan nak komen.
    Walaupun jari aku kurus.

    Eh, penatlah masuk blog kau.
    Aku nak jaga anak aku.
    Dia nak tidur.
    Bini aku study.

    Hahaha~
    Zara, terbakar tak hati baca komen macam tu?
    Hahaha~
    No offense baby~
    Saja mengacau kamu~
    Nanti malam, kalau aku sempat, gonna call u. Eliza want to talk to u. She said pity you cz ignorant and fucking people wrote stupid things about u.


    Damn!
    I've my six packs back!
    LOL!
    ...and we planning to have our 4th baby soon. Eliza and me will work on it dear. Don't worry. I'll make sure you'll be happy and of course the first one to know if Eliza manage to pregnant soon!


    Love u darling!
    Although people might said you are fat, hideous, bla bla bla, u still my lovely friend ever!
    I swear hun.


    Hugs.
    [which is because you're totally hug-able! ZOMG!]


    Hazami Bahrin.

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  33. AnonymousNovember 5, 2009 at 7:53 PM

    Hazami Bahrin - aku setuju dengan ko.
    Memang Zara ni nampak gemok pon.
    Lagi satu ko boleh tambah yang dia ni takde guna otak sangat kalau menulis.

    Eh, dia ni bekas makwe ko ke?
    Muka camni takkan ada skandal kot?
    Ramai benor aku tengok orang sokong2 dia ni. Entah apa best.


    Memang muka dia gemuk kan?
    Ntah2 punggung dia besar.

    -M-

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  34. khasyikelvin_November 5, 2009 at 8:12 PM

    pening lak
    aku bace anon2 neh.
    haishooo...tulis nama la...

    zara,
    yang belum garang sangat tuh.
    lagi garang, please!

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  35. ---November 5, 2009 at 8:56 PM

    to M-->
    kalau setakat letak nama M je,buat penat parent u kasi nama panjang2..
    kalau betul nak komen,letak nama penuh la~

    *ko jeles eh punggung zara besar dari ko?*LOL!

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  36. NAANovember 5, 2009 at 9:17 PM

    utk M -

    sokong K~UN...hehe..ko jeles ke punggung zara lagi besar dari ko..??haha...punggung ko kerempeng ek...

    entah pape komen..suka buat kacau kat tempat orang...

    go kak zara...steady beb...(^_^)V

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  37. intanurulfatehaNovember 5, 2009 at 9:33 PM

    .punggung besar best ape
    .bukan semua org ade
    .sexy tau!
    .awww~~

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  38. Dak Wan®November 5, 2009 at 9:49 PM

    Uish Cik M, Teman tgk dari gaya ko komen mcm la ko ni lg GEMOK dan PENDEK akal(yg lain pon pendek gak kot?) Ekekekek..... Jgn MARAH ye Cik M..

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  39. NAANovember 5, 2009 at 10:52 PM

    entah2 hitam tak...haha..

    pendek, gemuk, hitam pulak tuh..

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  40. AnonymousNovember 5, 2009 at 10:54 PM

    cikgu garang senang jer nak tekel

    hehe

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  41. .ieLah.November 5, 2009 at 11:06 PM

    punggung zara memang besar :)
    aku sangat2 jeles...
    asset okeyyy

    nak punggung macam zara!!

    lalalala

    peluk zara :*

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  42. Nakamura KazukiNovember 5, 2009 at 11:20 PM

    Zara...komennnnnn sini memang tak bleh blahhhhhh..hahaha..nak punggung besar buat plastik surgery sudahhhhhhhhhh...

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  43. TekkausNovember 6, 2009 at 5:51 AM

    Cikgu ganas! :D Takde chance lar budak-budak nak melepak dan merayau-rayau kat sekolah kan! Bagus! :D

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  44. Puan AsNovember 6, 2009 at 6:20 AM

    Hem..macam2 org pon ada ker?
    Sabar je la zara.. Buat tk tau sudah... tk de rugi pape pon...
    To Anonymous... tok sah la sibuk2 baca blog org lain kalo skadar nk kutuk2... nk mengutuk mengata, buat la blog sndiri...buat tambah dosa jer.. amalan blom tentu cukup.. fikir2kan...

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  45. ciK LyndaWawaNovember 6, 2009 at 10:23 AM

    memang ade talent pun guru garanfg..hehehe=)

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  46. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 3:42 PM

    Lifesaver:

    baik kak!!

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  47. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 3:42 PM

    cHeRyNa PiReS:

    TQ sis!

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  48. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 3:42 PM

    {lumut} :

    hahaha~

    muka popia~

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  49. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 3:42 PM

    ☺[ai][sUmi]☺Chan:

    kih3~

    ReplyDelete
  50. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 3:43 PM

    GiGGLe GaL :

    haha~

    harus kak~

    ReplyDelete
  51. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 3:43 PM

    farah :

    TQ sayanG!

    ReplyDelete
  52. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 3:45 PM

    crescent :

    hehehe~

    TQ sayang!

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  53. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 3:45 PM

    arque:

    cam samseng tak sayang?

    ReplyDelete
  54. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 3:46 PM

    BabySiiaOzz :

    hehehe~

    TQ dear!

    ReplyDelete
  55. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 3:46 PM

    oranglidi:

    hahaha~

    ReplyDelete
  56. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 3:46 PM

    avid gunner :

    hoh?

    ye ke?

    ReplyDelete
  57. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 3:47 PM

    avid gunner :

    nak share ke?

    ReplyDelete
  58. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 3:54 PM

    Samaira:

    haha~

    hidup harus ganas~

    ReplyDelete
  59. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 3:55 PM

    mier@merr :

    hahaha~

    =p

    ReplyDelete
  60. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 3:55 PM

    Ms.Independant :

    hahah~

    TQ deae~

    ReplyDelete
  61. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 3:56 PM

    .palisevenfold. :

    haha~

    mulut cam cilaka~

    aku pijak ko balik laju2~

    ReplyDelete
  62. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 3:56 PM

    olin:

    aku mau dua2~

    ReplyDelete
  63. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 3:56 PM

    cInTa aDrIaNa :

    TQ sis!!

    ReplyDelete
  64. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 3:58 PM

    atiQah adNan :

    hahaha~

    TQ kak!

    =p

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  65. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 3:59 PM

    kEy:

    hahhaa~
    takkan sampai camtu syg~

    ReplyDelete
  66. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 3:59 PM

    YobSumO:

    hahaha~

    harus beb~

    ReplyDelete
  67. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 4:00 PM

    Puan Nina (DINina) :

    hahaha~

    si garang katamu kak~

    ReplyDelete
  68. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 4:00 PM

    PETAK.! :

    hahaha~

    =p

    ReplyDelete
  69. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 4:00 PM

    Blog Anuar Kamaruddin™ :

    hahaha~
    idak ler nuar~

    ReplyDelete
  70. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 4:01 PM

    ber_uwang :

    hahaha~

    kejar2~

    ReplyDelete
  71. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 4:01 PM

    et:

    hahaha~

    moh babap dia~

    ReplyDelete
  72. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 4:01 PM

    zan-xray :

    hahaha~
    baik bang!

    ReplyDelete
  73. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 4:02 PM

    ░♥si lampu neon♥░ :

    hahaha~

    alamak~

    hahhaa~

    ReplyDelete
  74. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 4:02 PM

    Wanita Itu :

    hahaha~

    comel ke kak?

    ReplyDelete
  75. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 4:02 PM

    sharamli :

    hahaha~

    betol2~

    ReplyDelete
  76. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 4:03 PM

    rAtu saLju™:

    kih3~

    ReplyDelete
  77. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 4:03 PM

    Hazami Bahrin.:

    Sengal ko Hazami!
    Damn!
    Damn!

    ReplyDelete
  78. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 4:04 PM

    Anonymous@M:

    hahaha~

    ReplyDelete
  79. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 4:04 PM

    cik ian@aH Lian~ :

    hahaha~
    pening kak?

    ReplyDelete
  80. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 4:04 PM

    K~UN :

    dia jeles kot?

    hahaha~

    ReplyDelete
  81. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 4:05 PM

    cInTa aDrIaNa :

    kak steady ni~

    kih3~

    ReplyDelete
  82. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 4:05 PM

    cik intan (◡‿◡✿) :

    hahaha~

    ReplyDelete
  83. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 4:05 PM

    Fatt Chin Choy :

    hahhaa~

    ye ke?

    ReplyDelete
  84. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 4:06 PM

    Dak Wan :

    hahaha~

    alahai bang~

    ReplyDelete
  85. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 4:06 PM

    .ieLah.:

    hahaha~

    asset ya syg?

    ReplyDelete
  86. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 4:07 PM

    Nakamura Kazuki :

    hahaha~

    aku pon gelak~

    ReplyDelete
  87. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 4:07 PM

    Tekkaus:

    hahaha~

    betul bang!

    ReplyDelete
  88. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 4:08 PM

    Cik As :

    hahaha~
    aku mampu gelak je kak~

    ReplyDelete
  89. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 4:08 PM

    ciK LyndaWawa igUana :

    eh, ada eks?

    ReplyDelete
  90. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 4:08 PM

    To all:


    hahaha~

    TQ!!!

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  91. AmalNovember 6, 2009 at 6:32 PM

    takot cikgu garang!
    hihihi

    ReplyDelete
  92. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 6:33 PM

    miSs siv :

    hahaha~

    meh babap~

    ReplyDelete
  93. beskotNovember 6, 2009 at 8:01 PM

    wow!!
    sgt memberangsangkn..
    cpt btol da femes..
    ble ade sesi fotografi??
    ak nk masok gak..
    haha..

    ReplyDelete
  94. ♛ LORD ZARA 札拉 ♛November 6, 2009 at 8:25 PM

    Aku Beskot™ :

    hahaha~
    sesi fotografi je?

    ReplyDelete

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